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• Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
• Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
• Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
• Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
  Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table, Jay's and Homer's stomach growl at each other like dogs] [Homer's frightens Jay's into whimpering] Jay...
• Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
  .. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• QOTD: "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you think he was broken!
• What's ugly *and* cute? Baby parrots!
• Beer was made so ugly women get some too.