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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
-- Clifton Fadima...
One meets his destiny often on the road he takes to avoid it.
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell by Dickens without laughing.
-- Oscar Wilde...
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.
One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible from one end to the other.
Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin....
One of the chief duties of the mathematician in acting as an advisor.
.. is to discourage... from expecting too much from mathematics. -- N. Wiene...
One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you presents they make at school.
-- Robert Byrne...
One of the large consolations for experiencing anything unpleasant is the knowledge that one can communicate it.
-- Joyce Carol Oate...

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