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  Just picture the scene in your living room on Christmas morning as your children open their old-fashioned presents....
• Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
  I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
• Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
  -- Robert Byrne...
• Rogers: "I, I don't want to go anywhere." Q: "Don't worry.
  With time you'll overcome the disadvantages you suffered as a child....
• Picard: "A lot of questions, Number One. Damned few answers.
  Riker: "Perhaps none of it was real at all, sir." Picard...
• By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
  -- Robert Fro...
• By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
  -- Robert Fro...