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One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in his attic.
He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke....
One day President Reagan, Chairman Brezhnev, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go dow...
One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth.
A gallows was erected in front of the city gates....
One day this guy is finally fed up with his middle-class existence and decides to do something about it.
He calls up his best friend, who is a mathematical genius. "Look," he says, "do you suppose y...
One day, A mad meta-poet, With nothing to say, Wrote a mad meta-poem That started
One day, A mad meta-poet, With nothing to say, Wrote a mad meta-poem That started...
One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. -- Larry Gelba
One dusty July afternoon, somewhere around the turn of the century, Patrick Malone was in Mulcahey's Bar, bending an elbow with the other street car conductors from the Brooklyn Traction Company.
Whi...
One expresses well the love he does not feel. -- J.A. Ka

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