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• Roughing it is television without cable.
• Are people more important than the grizzly bear? Only from the point of view of some people.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Although black bears are common in the eastern Canadian province of Labrador, grizzly bears .
  often similar in color, but much larger . were believed to exist only in the western provinces....
• Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register.
  "Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say that," answers the old man....
• Do you know Montana?
• Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
• Praying will frighten Demons.
• *^ *^ <- Tribbles Praying
• Ready for this one....cable television is bidding for the right to telecast grade school basketball games.
  This tells you about how exciting the programs are going to be....