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• Mason's First Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
• The one day you'd sell you soul for something, souls are a glut. -- Mason's First Law of Synergism
• The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
• If you are the first to know about something bad, you are going to be held responsible for acting on it, regardless of your formal duties.
  -- Crenna's Law of Political Accountability...
• Crenna's Law of Political Accountability: If you are the first to know about something bad, you are going to be held responsible for acting on it, regardless of your formal duties.
• Never sell your hens on a wet day.
• Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it? Milhouse
  [motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape....
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
  -- Murphy's Law Corollary 6...
• Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
  Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film, the one you destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find another copy of!...