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Life is a biochemical reaction to the stimulus of the surrounding environment in a stable ecosphere, while a bowl of cherries is a round container filled with little red fruits on sticks.
Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
-- Woody Alle...
Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it was a bet you wouldn't take it.
-- Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead...
Life is a game. In order to have a game, something has to be more important than something else.
If what already is, is more important than what isn't, the game is over....
Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.
Life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporania
And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania....
Life is a grand adventure -- or it is nothing. -- Helen Kelle
Life is a healthy respect for mother nature laced with greed.
Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to change his bed.
-- Charles Baudelaire...
Life is a series of rude awakenings. -- R.V. Winkle

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