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• I'm kind of lazy. I'm dating a pregnant woman. -- Ron Richard
• He tricked me into marrying him. He told me I was pregnant. -- Carol Leife
• Racing fifty yards with a pregnant woman, he'd come in third.
• Humans are unreliable, inefficient, often lazy, sometimes pregnant, liable to strike, need to be fed and paid, take up a lot of space and are slow by computer standards.
• Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.
• I come from a small town whose population never changed.
  Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard...
• I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
• The marrying maiden as a slave. She marries as a concubine.