Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Related:
- Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling... - An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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Law of Selective Gravity The chance of the bread falling... - Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread... - The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly
proportional to the value of the carpet.
Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective... - Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs.
Murphy's Corollary) You cannot successfully determine... - Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which... - You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
The Law of the Perversity of...
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- Nothing endures but change.
-- Heraclitus (540?
480? B.C... - T is one and the same Nature that rolls on her course,
and whoever has sufficiently considered the present... - How doth the VAX's C-compiler
Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it Increase the system load... - What if there had been room at the inn?
--
Linda Festa on the origins of... - Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly
suffer...
