Related:

• Carpe DM: Sieze the Dungeon Master.
• AD&D: 15 Years as a Player. 14 Years as a Dungeon Master.
• This is the castle of my master, Dweezil Water!
• No, my dear Doctor, you must die! -- The Maste
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My aim is the re-establishment of the worship of men. -- Gabriel D'Annunzio
• Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1: Get elected.
  2: Get re-elected. 3: Don't get mad, get even. -- Sen. Everett Dirkse...
• Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon.
• Never go into the dungeon at midnight.