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• Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
  -- Tommy Coope...
• And then I woke up.
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage.
  .. I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare....
• The restaurant I ate in last night was terrible. The food was awful and the portions -- the portions were so small.
• Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
  .. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I woke up to discover it had all been a terrible film...