Lady, Lady, Should You Meet One Whose Ways Are All Discreet, One Who Murmurs That His Wife Is The Lodestar Of His Life, One Who Keeps Assuring You That He Never Was Untrue, Never Loved Another One.

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Lady, lady, should you meet
One whose ways are all discreet,
One who murmurs that his wife
Is the lodestar of his life,
One who keeps assuring you
That he never was untrue,
Never loved another one...
Lady, lady, better run!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note"