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  Nansen answered, "Every way is the true Way." Joshu asked, "Can I study it?...
• A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
  Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
• A gentleman does things no gentleman should do in a way only a gentleman can. -- Luigi Barzini
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  You are trying to control people's lives. And no country can do that part way....
• In youth, it was a way I had To do my best to please, And change, with every passing lad, To suit his theories.
  But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do...
• A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
  "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...
• I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
  -- Willa Cathe...
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• Does things the traditional, uncivilized way. -- System V Unix, and the Klingon Empire