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• Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
• Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
• Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive.
  It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive....
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• Kirk: "Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now!
  Do you hear me? *Do you?!" Khan: "Kirk...Kirk, you're still alive, my old friend....
• If you die, I'll kill you!