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In the misfortune of our friends we find something that is not displeasing to us.
-- La Rochefoucauld, "Maxim...
In the next world, you're on your own.
In the Old West a wagon train is crossing the plains.
As night falls the wagon train forms a circle, and a campfire is lit in the middle....
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread.
In the plot, people came to the land; the land loved them
hey worked and struggled and had lots of children....
In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of o...
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
-- Mark Twain, on New England weathe...
In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to drop out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at discotheques.
-- Art Linklette...
In the war of wits, he's unarmed.

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