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In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda ...
In the future, there will be fewer but better Russians. -- Joseph Stali
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them....
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny Bruce
In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.
-- Tolstoy...
In the land of the dark the Ship of the Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
-- Egyptian Book of the Dead...
In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then rubble. -- Alan Perli
In the long run we are all dead. -- John Maynard Keyne
In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold. 100 feet to the north stands a smart manager.
100 feet to the south stands a dumb manager....
In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to, the young man noticed a very prim and pretty girl sitting quietly apart from the rest of the revelers.
Approaching her, he introduced hi...

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