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Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
Information Center: A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.
Information is the inverse of entropy.
Information Processing: What you call data processing when people are so disgusted with it they won't let it be discussed in their presence.
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise line
Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata...
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cathedral in Spai
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man....
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland
Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons....
ingrate, n: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
ink, n: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
-- H.L. Mencke...

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