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• What really shapes and conditions and makes us is somebody only a few of us ever have the courage to face
  and that is the child you once were, long before formal education ever got its claws into you -- that impatient, all-demanding child who wants love and power and can't get enough of either and who goes on raging and weeping in your spirit till at last your eyes are closed and all the fools say, "Doesn't he look peaceful?...
• A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.
• Typical Canadian: "Who's Rush Limbaugh?
• After the Children of Israel had wandered for thirty-nine years in the wilderness, Ferdinand Feghoot arrived to make sure that they would finally find and enter the Promised Land.
  With him, he brought his favorite robot, faithful old Yewtoo Artoo, to carry his gear and do assorted camp chores....
• The Box, 1969 by Kendrew LaSalles Once upon a time
  in the land of Hush-a-Bye, Around about the wonderous days of yore, They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and locked with locks, And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....
• When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.
  They said "Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land....
• This land is made of mountains, This land is made of mud, This land has lots of everything, For me and Elmer Fudd.
  This land has lots of trousers, This land has lots of mousers, And pussycats to eat them When the sun goes down....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....