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Innocence ends when one is stripped of the delusion that one likes oneself.
-- Joan Didion, "On Self Respec...
INNOVATE: Annoy people.
Innovation is hard to schedule. -- Dan Fylstra
INNUENDO: Italian enema.
Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same token it is the shortest detour to marriage.
-- Wilson Mizne...
Insanity is inherited, you get it from your kids!
Insanity is the final defense. It's hard to get a refund when the salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.
INSECURITY: Finding out that you've mispronounced for years one of your favorite words.
Realizing halfway through a joke that you're telling it to the person who told it to you....
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.

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