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• There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather that compels the stranger's admiration -- and regret.
  The weather is always doing something there; always attending strictly to busine...
• If you don't like the weather in New England, wait fifteen minutes; it will change. -- Mark Twai
• I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather.
  I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it....
• Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it." -- Mark Twai
• On cable TV they have a weather channel--twenty-four hours of weather.
  We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. -- Dan Spence...
• In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
  -- Mark Twai...