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Inspector: "Mrs. Freem, was this your husband's first hunting accident?
Mrs. Freem: "His first fatal one, yes." -- Woody Alle...
Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?
If it works as good as the Prohibition one di...
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better. -- Edgar W. Howe
Integrity has no need for rules.
Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spence
Intellect annuls Fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
Interchangeable parts won't.
INTEREST: What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and burned out employees must feign.
Interesting poll results reported in today's New York Po
people on the street in midtown Manhattan were asked whether they approved of the US invasion of Grenada....

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