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• No one panic until it's necessary.
• One Bell System - it used to work before they installed the Dimension!
• How many socialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an '800' number to order an American light bulb....
• In making theories, always keep a window open so that you can throw one out if necessary.
  -- Bela Schick...
• It was necessary to destroy the village in order to save it. -- U. S. Army Commander, Vietnam
• It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. -- Groucho Marx
• Society out of order. Sorting.
• This tagline is currently out of order.
• You don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line.
  And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order!...