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• The world's coming to an end. Log off and leave in an orderly fashion.
• Before the world finds a place for you, find a place for yourself in the world.
• Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
• Always store beer in a dark place.
• Your world is a miserable, doomed place.
• Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long
• An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. -- David Gerrold
• Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence.
  Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent....