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• Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.
  ' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system *disguised* as a Democracy....
• Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. -- Frank Zappa, "Bebop Tango
• Carnegie Hall! What the fuck are we doing here? -- Frank Zappa '71
• The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history.
  The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge....
• Help! I'm a rock! -- Frank Zappa
• Kill Ugly Radio -- Frank Zappa
• Quote #433 We are a nation of laws, poorly written and randomly enforced. -- Frank Zappa