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Hard work may not kill you, but why take the chance?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -- Charlie McCarthy
Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said
You are Yin and I am Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn vast sums of money....
hardware, n: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things.
Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy....
Harp not on that string. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI
Harriet's Dining Observation: In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
Harris had the beefstead pie between his knees, and was carving it, and George and I were waiting with our plates ready.
"Have you got a spoon there?" says Harris; "I want a spoon to help the gravy w...

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