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Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken.
Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game.
The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole...
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses.
I realize that the concept of wi...
Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's called MRS punch.
They make it with milk, rum and sugar and it's wonderful....
Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
HARTLEY'S SECOND LAW: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
My corollary: The completely psychotic have all the fun....
Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

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