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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island...
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.
First rule of public speaking. First, tell 'em what you're goin' to tell 'em
then tell 'em; then tell 'em what you've tole 'em....
First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer.
But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all....
First World" nations are the ones where people drive Japanese ca
"Second World" nations are where First World residents go on vacatio...
Fishbowl, n: A glass-enclosed isolation cell where newly promoted managers are kept for observation.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime. -- Jimmy Canno
Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck. -- Adolfo Guzma
Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth

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