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For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to never have tasted the 'Great Chieftain O' the Pudden Race' (i.
e. haggis) here is an easy to follow recipe which results in a dish remarkably simila...
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like. -- Abraham Lincol
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carso...
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace-- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope: Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope....
Force has no place where there is need of skill. -- Herodotu
Force is but might," the teacher said-- "That definition's just.
The boy said naught but thought instead, Remembering his pounded head...
Force it!!! If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway.
.. No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer....
FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!
Forecast, n: A prediction of the future, based on the past, for which the forecaster demands payment in the present.
Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.

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