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flowchart, n. & v. [From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart "a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated.
] 1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Ma...
Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...
Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have.
The greatest feeling? Landing... Landing is the greatest feeling you can have....
Fog Lamps, n: Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts of automobile
used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the driver's brain is in a fog....
Follow me around. I don't care. I'm serious. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead.
They'd be very bored....
Foolproof Operation: No provision for adjustment.
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
Football builds self-discipline. What else would induce a spectator to sit out in the open in subfreezing weather?
Football combines the two worst features of American life.
It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F....

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