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Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets. -- Jimmy Bresli
For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.
For a light heart lives long. -- Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lo
For adult education nothing beats children.
For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.
For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex. -- Gore Vidal
For children with short attention spans: boomerangs that don't come back.
For courage mounteth with occasion. -- William Shakespeare, "King Joh
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. -- Harriso
For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out. -- Andy Capp
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