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• I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
• QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass.
• glass n. [IBM] Synonym for silicon.
• You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more than my brain. -- W.G.
• MEETINGS: A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
• padded cell n. Where you put lusers so they can't hurt anything.
  A program that limits a luser to a carefully restricted subset of the capabilities of the host system (for example, the rsh(1) utility on USG Unix)....
• padded cell: n. Where you put {luser}s so they can't hurt anything.
  A program that limits a luser to a carefully restricted subset of the capabilities of the host system (for example, the `rsh(1)' utility on USG UNIX)....
• multician /muhl-ti'shn/ n. [coined at Honeywell, ca.
  1970] Competent user of Multics. Perhaps oddly, no one has ever promoted the analogous `Unician'....
• ABORIGINIES, n. Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country.
  They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...