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Five people -- an Englishman, Russian, American, Frenchman and Irishman were each asked to write a book on elephants.
Some amount of time later they had all completed their respective books. The Eng...
Five rules for eternal misery: 1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
Flame on! -- Johnny Storm
FLANNISTER: The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....
Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed. -- Josh Billing
Flattery will get you everywhere.
Flee at once, all is discovered.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. -- Helen Rowland
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.

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