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Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Corollaries: 1. Nobody whom you ask for help will see it. 2. The fi...
Finality is death. Perfection is finality. Nothing is perfect. There are lumps in it.
Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
Finster's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
First law of debate: Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.
e., the authority who imposed the deadline). Fifth Law of Procra...
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

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