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Fidelity, n: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!...
Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
File cabinet: A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
filibuster, n: Throwing your wait around.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Finagle's Eighth Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's Ninth Law: No matter what results are expected, someone is always willing to fake it....
Finagle's First Law: To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
Finagle's Second Law: Always keep a record of data -- it indicates you've been working....
Finagle's Seventh Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.

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