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Eli and Bessie went to sleep. In the middle of the night, Bessie nudged Eli.
"Please be so kindly and close the window. It's cold outside!...
Elliptic paraboloids for sale.
Elliptical, n: The feel of a kiss.
Eloquence is logic on fire.
Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am? Barmaid
Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western....
Emacs, n: A slow-moving parody of a text editor.
Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
Having found them, we shall then hate them for it....
Encyclopedia for sale by father. Son knows everything.
Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in. Nip out the back door.
Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled....
Endless Loop: n. see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n.
see Endless Loop. -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary...

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