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Don't read everything you believe.
Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.
Don't remember what you can infer. -- Harry Tenna
Don't say "yes" until I finish talking. -- Darryl F. Zanuck
Don't shoot until you're sure you both aren't on the same side.
Don't shout for help at night. You might wake your neighbors.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Though...
Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.
Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
Don't stop to stomp ants when the elephants are stampeding.
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