Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros. -- P. Skelly
Don't take a nickel, just hand them your business card.
-- Richard Daley, advising on the safe enjoyment of graf...
Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.
-- Winston Churchill...
Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. -- James J. Ling
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better.
The things I worry about don't happen. -- Watchman Examine...
Don't tell me what you dream'd last night for I've been reading Freud.
Don't try to have the last word -- you might get it. -- Lazarus Long
Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
-- Zaphod Beeblebrox...

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