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• You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
• Sir Walter's Law: The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbeque, campfire, etc.
  o drift into a person's face varies directly with that person's sensitivity to smoke....
• The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbecue, campfire, etc.
  o drift into a person's face varies directly with that person's sensitivity to smoke....
• The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.
  -- Raj K. Dhawa...
• In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.
• This is NOT a repeat.
• Judge: Hey, you're not supposed to smoke in the pit area.
  Nelson: Fine!...
• Quote #611 The two main design principles of the NeXT machine appear to be revenge and spite.
  -- Don Lancaste...
• You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
  I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....