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• At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
  "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?...
• Kent: Welcome to the six o'clock news in our brand new studio.
  Lookin' good, Springfield! [he waves to the people out the large window behind him] In today's news, a two-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo, but zoo officials were quick to act, and Petunia, as she is known, is safely back in captivity....
• Last night I watched the news from Washington (the Capitol).
  The Russians had escaped while we weren't watching them (like Russians will)....
• I told you damn rabbits 'Only two!'. -- Noah, loading up the Ark
• If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
• Be on the lookout for a leopard which escaped from the zoo early this morning.
  It was spotted near the corner of 12th and Cherry at around 8am, and in all likelihood still is....
• I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins.
  He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea....
• Standards are different for all things, so the standard set by man is by no means the only 'certain' standard.
  If you mistake what is relative for something certain, you have strayed far from the ultimate truth....