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Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. -- Robert Heinlei
Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light.
Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger....
Do not overtax your powers.
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will be prosecuted.
(Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))...
Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment.
-- Dag Hammarskjold...
Do not simplify the design of a program if a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not stoop to tie your laces in your neighbor's melon patch.

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