Did You Hear That Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony The Tiger, And Snap, Crackle And Pop Were All Murdered Recently.

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Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...

Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!

Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead, Cereal killer suspected
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie there and go bang, bang, bang....
Tony the Tiger Assassinated! Cereal killer suspected!
Snap, crackle, push, pop...
California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected.
Cereal killer escapes -- Trix police!
Snap! Crackel! Pop!.... Cereal line noise...
My computer is like Rice Krispies. It goes SNAP--CRACKLE--POP!
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead.

Did You Hear That Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony The Tiger, And Snap, Crackle And Pop Were All Murdered Recently.

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