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• I dreamed I met God. He sneezed, and I didn't know what to say to him.
• So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?
• Did you ever hear someone say this: "It was more fun than a barrel of monkeys"?
  Did you ever smell a barrel of monkeys? -- Steve Bluestei...
• You go to heaven...God sneezes... What do you say?
• Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
  Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice in the world, do you ever wonder if God really exists?...
• Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
  The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...
• You sneezed, insert FD disk as it must spin-dry.
• Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
  Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....
• What did the state table say to bitstring? I don't recognize you.