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• Why do we drive on "parkways" and park on "driveways"?
• Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*?
  -- Gallaghe...
• When we say something happened by chance, we really mean we don't know what caused it.
• They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down.
  ..It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values....
• Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent. -- Euripide
• Homer: Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
  Ned: For two more days. [sniff] It becomes Libertarian Party headquarters....
• I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz
• We all declare for liberty, but in using the same word we do not all mean the same thing.
  -- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)...