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  Nasrudin said, First things first. Did you see me walk into your shop?...
• Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
  Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
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  The owner replied, "Yes, sir, I did." "Ahhhh!" the man said....
• I read an article in a magazine: women 49 years old having their first child.
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