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• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
  -- Joseph Heller,"Catch-22...
• It is your destiny. -- Darth Vade
• When the going gets tough, call a tow truck!
• When I grow up I want to be a little boy. -- Joseph Helle
• Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.
  --John Oliver Hobbe...
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
• The first thing you should do when you win an Oscar is thank God.
  The second thing you should do is forget it. The third thing you should do is call your agent and tell him you need a job....
• When it gets right down to the basics, there is no real substitute for simple incomprehensible good luck.