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• Washington could not tell a lie; Nixon could not tell the truth
  Reagan could not tell the difference....
• An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
  -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe...
• An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
  -- Dan Rathe...
• An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
  -- Dan Rathe...
• I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
• I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie.
  I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave....
• CONSULTANT: (1) Someone you pay to take the watch off your wrist and tell you what time it is.
  (2) (For resume use) The working title of anyone who doesn't currently hold a job....
• You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth.
  You cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie....