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Coding is easy; All you do is sit staring at a terminal until the drops of blood form on your forehead.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Cohen's Law: There is no bottom to worse.
Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are d...
Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G.K. Chesterto
COLD: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.
Cold hands, no gloves.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
COLLABORATION: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.
COLLEGE: The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.
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