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Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'.
-- Cheers, Truce or Consequences Sam: What's up, Norm?...
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
-- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie?...
Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.
-- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights Coach: What's shaking, Norm?...
COBOL: An exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
COBOL: Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
COBOL is for morons. -- E.W. Dijkstra
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.

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