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Miscellaneous Collections

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COMPLEX SYSTEM: One with real problems and imaginary profits.
COMPLIMENT: When you say something to another which everyone knows isn't true.
compuberty, n: The uncomfortable period of emotional and hormonal changes a computer experiences when the operating system is upgraded and a sun4 is put online sharing files.
COMPUTER: An electronic entity which performs sequences of useful steps in a totally understandable, rigorously logical manner.
If you believe this, see me about a bridge I have for sale in Manha...
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Computer programs expand so as to fill the core available.
COMPUTER SCIENCE: 1) A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.
2) The protracted value analysis of algorithms. 3) The co...
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

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