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Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange. -- Fred Alle
Californians are a strange people. They'll put every chemical known to God and man up their nostrils and then laugh at you for putting sugar in your coffee.
Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb
Call things by their right names... Glass of brandy and water!
That is the current but not the appropriate name...
Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missle sighted, target Los Angeles.
Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept....
Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people! -- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda
Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.
Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits and bytes, Calm down, and speak to me in English, Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.
Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
"Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...

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